New Zealand Heavy Metal Forum & Discussion

[Trendkill]

Hey newcomers!!

Feel free to say Hi to the rest of the forum
and introduce your band as well (if you've got one)

I'm Damien, and I've been cranking metal for over 5 years now \m/

(haha sounds like a Metal Anonoymos meeting)

[The Mighty Jazrodian]

i'm Jazrod and, like Steel Panther, I fucked your Mom in the 80s!!!

\m/

[Obzen]

i'm Jazrod and, like Steel Panther, I fucked your Mom in the 80s!!!

\m/

Dad?

I always knew this day would come

[Trendkill]

i'm Jazrod and, like Steel Panther, I fucked your Mom in the 80s!!!
\m/

Dad?
I always knew this day would come

Hahaha

[Rob]

Hey all. you might know me from the metal community, im Rob, ex daemon. now in blacklight configuration. you might know me from the competitive video game scene as ashyr. ive been doing my thing in nz metal for 15-16 years now. am at the age where i decided to make it a life long commitment.

[clint]

Hey all Im Clint Lead guitarist for a band called Destitude and I just had a real yummy pasta snack, i think it was Italian cheese's and black pepper....YUM!!!!!!

[Obzen]

Hey all Im Clint Lead guitarist for a band called Destitude and I just had a real yummy pasta snack, i think it was Italian cheese's and black pepper....YUM!!!!!!

I'd just like to verify, that yes.. indeed the pasta snack was super yum

[Trendkill]

Hey all Im Clint Lead guitarist for a band called Destitude and I just had a real yummy pasta snack, i think it was Italian cheese's and black pepper....YUM!!!!!!

I'd just like to verify, that yes.. indeed the pasta snack was super yum

and also, if theres any left

[Rob]

heh yeah i like the cheese ones and the black-pepper the most 2.
although
my dodgy diet of the 90s consisted of . spending all my money on booze/weed/metal albums/instruments and the likes. left my diet the attention it needed

i think i ate consistently noodles/pasta snacks/sausages and bread etc for like 6 months. so cheap and affordable.

but undoubtedly this lead to problems where i was sent to hospital after trying to have sex 6 times in 1 night. i ended up with severe bacterial tonsillitis and then got admitted to a ward for 6-7 days for malnutrition. hahah
even funnier story was i got old XAN to bring up my distortion pedal/amp/guitar and got my own room @ hospital. i think probably the only one i know who got to shred up some metal in hospital bed hahahah

[electircred]

Hey all im Dave, bass player for Destitude. been in various other bands over the years(nullifier, damned age) and also like yummy pasta snacks......despite the itallian cheese and black pepper ones smelling like feet

[Dead Kid]

I'm Paul, and I'm an addict.

I'm from Wgtn but moved to Akld at the start of 2008, which also happens to be when I really started getting addicted to going to gigs (although less than half of them are metal gigs). I've err... made listening to music a lifelong commitment.

[Death]

I'm Paul, and I'm an addict.

hahaha
Yes

Hello, I'm Jesse and I'm an addict

I've been on the metal since I was about 15. I've helped to build this forum to further my addiction.

I am the vocalist for "Coffin Feeder" and upcoming band "Orthia".

Shot.

[bloodnutt]

Im Matt
and music is my world
metal is a part of that

currently writing and drumming for orthia

[weblord pepe]

What are you all doing in my toilet? Hi, I'm Pepe.

Actually, I'm Weblord Pepe. I drink my beer with a straw, and I often forget where I am and go off on tangents.
Oh yeah? Well your MOM is sick of your mom jokes and its ruining every conversation with you.
I tie my A string in a knot cos I snapped it down near the end and cant afford a new one.

And I often forget things and go off on tangents.

[Obzen]

What are you all doing in my toilet? Hi, I'm Pepe.

Actually, I'm Weblord Pepe. I drink my beer with a straw, and I often forget where I am and go off on tangents.
Oh yeah? Well your MOM is sick of your mom jokes and its ruining every conversation with you.
I tie my A string in a knot cos I snapped it down near the end and cant afford a new one.

And I often forget things and go off on tangents.

Lol! (I only say that when its true). That was great. Funniest post on the site so far - 39points

[Rob]

I tie my A string in a knot cos I snapped it down near the end and cant afford a new one.

haha i think everyones tried that. but not all succeed , thats hilarious.

[Death]

What are you all doing in my toilet? Hi, I'm Pepe.

Actually, I'm Weblord Pepe. I drink my beer with a straw, and I often forget where I am and go off on tangents.
Oh yeah? Well your MOM is sick of your mom jokes and its ruining every conversation with you.
I tie my A string in a knot cos I snapped it down near the end and cant afford a new one.

And I often forget things and go off on tangents.

Lol! (I only say that when its true). That was great. Funniest post on the site so far - 39points

hahaha we should fully intergrate a points system.

I tie my A string in a knot cos I snapped it down near the end and cant afford a new one.

haha i think everyones tried that. but not all succeed , thats hilarious.

we used to use fishing line for strings on the old nylon

[syntenic]

Sup I'm Nathan...and i'm an addict...ahah

I started listening to Nirvana, Faith No More, Sublime and lots of oldschool rock/grunge etc when i was about 9, so a good 10 years ago.
I got into metal when i hit intermediate school and started listening to Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer, and thanks to that i started playing guitar and a little bit of drums here and there.

My current favourite Metal/Rock Musicians are:
Between the Buried and Me
The Black Dahlia Murder
Lamb of God
Protest the Hero
Girugamesh

I like to compose electronic music (Breaks, DnB, Dubstep, etc.), So if you're into that stuff, check out my isound: http://www.isound.com/syntenic and my reverbnation: http://www.reverbnation.com/syntenic Pages, i have some mp3s up for people to listen to. Give me your feedback!!

Peace and enjoy HeavyMetal.co.nz, remember to invite your friends!

[weblord pepe]

heheheh fishing line for guitar.... thats so bro town.

[shredaholic]

hey guys im Brock,

Play guitar for upcoming band Orthia,

metal up your ass

\m/

[Rob]

hahah that reminds me when i was 9. old mans tools + fishing line. bashing nails into a 4X2 attaching nylon (differend lb''s line) and bending the nails back with a hammer to take the tension. thinking i was making a guitar. didnt realy work but i looked cool jumping around the lounge sweet to ac/dc metallica etc whenever it was on tv. haha what a muppet.

[Torturor]

I'm Rob, I like Slam Metal, pussy and whisky, also rainbows.

[[SRU]Hellkatze]

im johnny "hellkat" hellkatze

i try to shred a lil on guitar but mostly brutal fail due to lack of talent & candy!!
i enjoy "heavy FUCKIN metal" the lifestyle & all it has to offer!!

i also enjoy drinking heavily & listening to old skool fuckin metal!!!

nice to meet ya'l and hope to see , meet or gig with ya'l in the future (also drink ya under the table )!!

\m/ \m/

[L0crianshredder]

Hey all I'm Jakey and I play Lead/Rhythm Guitar for ChCh band Dissolution...

I love to play shows in bogan pubs!

[Death]

I love to play shows in bogan pubs!

Thats what I like to hear!