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WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:47 pm

Sweet, just like the WTF PICTURE THREAD

paste your "WTF headlines"

ill start

North Carolina's Shocking Legal Rape Law
If the actual penetration is accomplished with the woman's consent, the accused is not guilty of rape," reads State v. Way.

"Shocked" is the best way to describe most reactions to hearing about this case law, which was dredged up to dismiss a 17-year-old's rape accusation under the argument that she had consented to the initial act (a point that she actually contests), then withdrawn consent when the sex hurt.

The father of the 17 yr says that the law allows rapists to rape legally if they just do it the "right way".
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Trendkill » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:21 am

lol thats pretty fucked up

shes like, yeah fuck me, then OWWW stoppp,
the guys like, TOOO late biiiitch
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:57 am

yeah man. absurd aye.

well heres #2. you wont find being broadcast by the media.

10's of thousands of Europeans have taken to the streets, there sick of the government. there in a state of ROGUE MARTIAL LAW atm. and guess what. no media coverage.

http://www.worldpress.org/Europe/3630.cfm
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:40 pm

Dinosaur!! wrote:NZ's answer to Helmet/Nine Inch Nails became NZ's answer to Nickelback.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:05 pm

^Haha, now that's an awesome headline. Also be sure to check out: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:34 pm

over 100,0000 Europeans protested and erupted into violence. the police and riot control beating ppl. etc

you think. 100,000 people protesting across Europe about there FUCKED UP GOVERNMENT would make headlines in the news. but alas.. NO

@ beiber lol. "synthetic teenage pervert" lol
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Mince » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:09 pm

They dont give a shit about white people who dont speak english
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby The Mighty Jazrodian » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:10 am

if you belong to a union you need to check your employment options

21st century people!
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:42 am

Old news, but oh the headline... Lesbians bought half a baby on the net
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:39 pm

wtf.....
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:08 pm

Dinosaur!! wrote:NZ's answer to Helmet/Nine Inch Nails became NZ's answer to Nickelback.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:12 pm

Dinosaur!! wrote:NZ's answer to Helmet/Nine Inch Nails became NZ's answer to Nickelback.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:54 am



thats why there is this thing
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* Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature - Means the entire human race at its climax level for permanent balance with nature.

* Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
Without going into details as yet undiscovered, this means humanity should apply reason and knowledge to guiding its own reproduction. "Fitness" could be translated as "health." "Diversity" could be translated as "variety".

* Unite humanity with a living new language.
A "living" language grows and changes with advancing knowledge. A "new" language will be developed "de novo" - and need not necessarily be adopted from any languages now in existence.

* Rule Passion - Faith - Tradition - and all things with tempered reason.
"Faith" here may be used in a religious sense. Too often people are ruled by blind faith even when it may be contrary to reason. Reason must be tempered with compassion here - but must prevail.

* Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Courts must consider justice as well as law.

* Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Individual nations must be free to develop their own destinies at home as their own people wish - but cannot abuse their neighbors.

* Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Self explanatory.

* Balance personal rights with social duties.
Individuals have a natural concern for their personal welfare, but man is a social animal and must also be concerned for the group. Failure of society means failure for its individual citizens.

* Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
The infinite here means the supreme being - whose will is manifest in the working of the cosmos - if we will seek for it.

* Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
In our time, the growth of humanity is destroying the natural conditions of the earth which have fostered all existing life. We must restore reasoned balance.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:23 am

Meh. We're just a minor part of the Earth, crawling around on the surface. If our species grows and runs out of resources to the point that we suffer because of it, it's just another episode of "natural conditions". What justification is there for trying to preserve Earth as it was in one moment of a long history? That's boring. Things don't stay the same. Every 450 million years or so there's a new supercontinent. Much of the land we know gets subducted, and new land gets coughed up. We should take the challenges we face head on and be motivated to advance technology.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:26 pm

yeah and to believe in evolution as in "2 monkeys gave birth to a human" is preposterous.

[insert twilight zone theme]
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Death » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:03 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Meh. We're just a minor part of the Earth, crawling around on the surface. If our species grows and runs out of resources to the point that we suffer because of it, it's just another episode of "natural conditions". What justification is there for trying to preserve Earth as it was in one moment of a long history? That's boring. Things don't stay the same. Every 450 million years or so there's a new supercontinent. Much of the land we know gets subducted, and new land gets coughed up. We should take the challenges we face head on and be motivated to advance technology.


I agree, but we should still let things take their natural cycle. We are becoming the majority. We are at the point where we control the fate of the entire planet.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Burning Beard » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:05 pm

"Airplane Crashes after Crocodile Causes Panic"

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/ ... 8994.shtml
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:50 pm

thats just hilarious.
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Burning Beard » Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:22 pm

'Appointment with death' cards shocking for elderly

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... d=10684299

Waiheke resident Marianne Taylor, 89, was shocked to receive an "appointment card" in the post last week.

The card, published by livingwatersnewzealand.com, was addressed to her by name and asked her to fill in the date and time of her death.

"Please don't forget to call me on the date you're going to die, then we can discuss your eternity," it says. However, the cards do not have a contact name or phone number printed on them.


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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:54 pm

yeah seen that on the newspaper. lol "christians" and there 'shocking tactics..
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby The Mighty Jazrodian » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:23 pm

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=150887

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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Death » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:09 am

Obzen wrote:Yes, I do consider myself rather quotable
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Re: WTF "Headline" thread

Postby Rob » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:58 pm

totally fucked!
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